Have you heard about the young man who had just received his driver's permit? He was eager to begin learning, so his father agreed to take him out in the family car to begin practice.

The son opened the driver's door and got in the car.

His father opened the back door and got in the car.

"Dad," said the lad, "aren't you going to sit up front with me?"

"No," said the Dad, "I'm going to do what you've done for the past fifteen years. I'm going to sit behind you and kick the seat." ******************************************

Are there individuals around you that are acting in a manner that annoys or offends you?

And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses. But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses. -Mark 11:25

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