HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Have you heard about the young man who had just received his driver's permit? He was eager to begin learning, so his father agreed to take him out in the family car to
begin practice.
The son opened the driver's door and got in the car.
His father opened the back door and got in the car.
"Dad," said the lad, "aren't you going to sit up front with me?"
"No," said the Dad, "I'm going to do what you've done for the past fifteen years. I'm going to sit behind you and kick the seat."
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Are there individuals around you that are acting in a manner
that annoys or offends you?
And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against
any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive
you your trespasses. But if ye do not forgive, neither
will your Father which is in heaven forgive your
trespasses. -Mark 11:25
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