HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Mr. Smith, Mr. Jones, and Mr. Brown are patiently waiting
outside the delivery room in the hospital for the good news
of the birth of their first child. A chaplain is also
waiting nearby, when a nurse comes out and calls for
Mr. Smith.
"Mr. Smith... congratulations, you have twins!"
The delighted Mr. Smith replies, "That's great! Hey, what a
coincidence: I work for the Minnesota Twins."
Soon another nurse comes out with an announcement for
Mr. Jones.
"Mr. Jones... congratulations on the birth of your first
three children: you have triplets!"
The delighted Mr. Jones replies, "Wow, that's kind of
amazing! The last guy worked for the Twins and had twins. I
had triplets, and I work for Triple A."
Just then Mr. Brown turns ghostly white and makes a running
leap for the door. Worried, the chaplain stops him first.
"Son... why are you leaving like this while your wife is in
having your child?"
"Because! The first man works for the Twins and had twins, and the
second man works for Triple A and had triplets," Mr. Brown
replies. "I work for 7-Eleven."
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Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of
the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a
mighty man; so are children of the youth.
Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they
shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies
in the gate. -Psalms 127:3
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