HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
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"They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition.
Hooray! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...
This is how it goes:
I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and
notice the mail on the table. Ok, I'm going to wash the car.
But first I'm going to go through the mail.
I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail
and I notice the trashcan is full. Ok, I'll just put the
bills on my desk and take the trashcan out, but since I'm
going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few
Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check
left. My extra checks are in my desk.
Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look for
those checks. But first I need to put my coke further away
from the computer, oh maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to
keep it cold for a while.
I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they
need some water. I set the coke on the counter and... hey,
there's my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd
better put them away first. I fill a container with water
and head for the flowerpots.
Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never think
to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch
television so I'd better put it back in the family room
where it belongs.
I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I
throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa, and I head
back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was
going to do?
End of Day: the car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, and
the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are
half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it
and I can't seem to find my car keys!
When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today,
I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG! I
realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, BUT
FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...
Oh, by the way, if this is the second time I've sent this to
you, I apologize. I can't remember if I sent it before!"
Now it came to pass, as they went, that he entered into a
certain village: and a certain woman named Martha received
him into her house. And she had a sister called Mary, which
also sat at Jesus' feet, and heard his word.
But Martha was cumbered about much serving, and came to him,
and said, Lord, dost thou not care that my sister hath left
me to serve alone? bid her therefore that she help me.
And Jesus answered and said unto her, Martha, Martha, thou
art careful and troubled about many things: but one thing is
needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall
not be taken away from her. -Luke 10:38Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke
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