HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend,
asked to receive a tour around the South Dakota farm.
After seeing the 1,000 acre spread the Texan bragged that
down home he could get into his truck, drive all day, and by
evening he still would not have gotten to the distant point
of his ranch.
The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a truck
like that once too."
Love not the world, neither the things that are in the
world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is
not in him.
For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the
lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the
Father, but is of the world. And the world passeth away, and
the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth
for ever. -1 John 2:15
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