HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of church services when she was startled by an
intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home
of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38."
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called
the police and explained what she had done. As the officer
cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why
did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a
scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an axe
and two 38's!"
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper
than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing
asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow,
and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the
heart. -Hebrews 4:12
The LORD is my strength and my shield; my heart trusted
in him, and I am helped: therefore my heart greatly
rejoiceth; and with my song will I praise him. The LORD
is their strength, and he is the saving strength of his
anointed. -Psalms 28:7
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