HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

It was mealtime during a recent flight I was on with a small airline.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked me when she reached the row of seats I was sitting in, pulling the food cart behind her.

"What are my choices?" I asked.

"Yes or no" she replied. **********************************************************

What choices do you face in life? Lots! But here's the biggest choice you'll ever make, as penned by the words of Joshua...

And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD. And the people answered and said, God forbid that we should forsake the LORD, to serve other gods. -Joshua 24:15