HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A passenger in a two-seater charter airplane was far up in
the sky when the pilot began to laugh hysterically.
"What's the joke?" the passenger asked.
"I'm thinking," the pilot replied, "Of what they'll say at
the asylum when they find out I've escaped."
Who's piloting your life?
Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the
kingdom of God as a little child shall in no wise enter
therein.
And a certain ruler asked him, saying, Good Master, what
shall I do to inherit eternal life? And Jesus said unto him,
Why callest thou me good? none is good, save one, that is,
God. Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery,
Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Honour
thy father and thy mother.
And he said, All these have I kept from my youth up.
Now when Jesus heard these things, he said unto him, Yet
lackest thou one thing: sell all that thou hast, and
distribute unto the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in
heaven: and come, follow me.
And when he heard this, he was very sorrowful: for he was
very rich.
And when Jesus saw that he was very sorrowful, he said, How
hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of
God! For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's
eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
And they that heard it said, Who then can be saved?
And he said, The things which are impossible with men are
possible with God.
Then Peter said, Lo, we have left all, and followed thee.
And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, There is no
man that hath left house, or parents, or brethren, or wife,
or children, for the kingdom of God's sake, who shall not
receive manifold more in this present time, and in the world
to come life everlasting. -Luke 18:17
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