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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESA friend recently took his wife to the movies, and during the previews, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M&Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away. "What did you do that for?" he asked her. "I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.  Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone. -Matthew 23:23 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |