HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
An interviewer was examining a prospective employee's job
application. Getting a puzzled look on his face, he turned
to the prospective employee.
"I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available
to start, meaning 'as soon as possible,' of course. However,
I also see that you have put 'AMAP' down for required salary.
I do not believe I have ever seen that before. What does
it mean?"
The applicant replied, "As Much as Possible!"
But my God shall supply all your need according to his
riches in glory by Christ Jesus. -Philippians 4:19
Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or,
What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
(For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your
heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these
things.
But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness;
and all these things shall be added unto you. Take therefore
no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought
for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the
evil thereof. -Mathew 6:31
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