HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES


An interviewer was examining a prospective employee's job application. Getting a puzzled look on his face, he turned to the prospective employee.

"I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available to start, meaning 'as soon as possible,' of course. However, I also see that you have put 'AMAP' down for required salary. I do not believe I have ever seen that before. What does it mean?"

The applicant replied, "As Much as Possible!"


But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus. -Philippians 4:19

Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed? (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek:) for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.

But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you. Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. -Mathew 6:31


Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke

Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day
in your email automatically!
First Name:

Last Name:

Email:




Clean Joke of the Day | 200 West Laurel Lane | Big Sandy, TX 75755
**********************************************************
© 2003 Clean Joke of the Day