HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
It was Kaly's second anniversary, and her husband sent her
flowers at the office. When he placed the order he told the
florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the
card.
Kaly was delighted when the florist arrived, but her joy was
heavily clouded by the note on the card. It read...
"Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."
Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the
church, and gave himself for it; that he might sanctify and
cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, that he
might present it to himself a glorious church, not having
spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be
holy and without blemish.
So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He
that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet
hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even
as the Lord the church. -Ephesians 5:25
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