HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Recently a customer called the automobile helpline, seeking
better knowledge for vehicle operation...
HELPLINE: "Automotive Helpline, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go
HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"
CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know?"
HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a
needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F'. Where is the needle
CUSTOMER: "I see an 'E' but no 'F'."
HELPLINE: "You see the 'E,' and just to the right is the 'F'.
CUSTOMER: "No, just to the right of the first 'E' is a 'V'.
HELPLINE: "A 'V'?"
CUSTOMER: "Yeah, there's a 'C', an 'H', the first 'E', then
a 'V', followed by 'R', 'O', 'L' ..."
HELPLINE: "No, no, no sir! That's the front of the car. When
you sit behind the steering wheel, that's the panel I'm
CUSTOMER: "That steering wheel thingy... is that the round
thing that honks the horn?"
HELPLINE: "Yes, among other things."
CUSTOMER: "The needle's pointing to 'E'. What does that
HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor
and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself,
or pay the vendor to install it for you."
CUSTOMER: "What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell
me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car
that comes with everything built in!"
Do you have everything you need to fulfill God's will in
Therefore I thought it necessary to exhort the brethren,
that they would go before unto you, and make up beforehand
your bounty, whereof ye had notice before, that the same
might be ready, as a matter of bounty, and not as of
But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also
sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also
bountifully. Every man according as he purposeth in his
heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for
God loveth a cheerful giver.
And God is able to make all grace abound toward you; that ye,
always having all sufficiency in all things, may abound to
every good work: (as it is written, He hath dispersed abroad;
he hath given to the poor: his righteousness remaineth for
Now he that ministereth seed to the sower both minister
bread for your food, and multiply your seed sown, and
increase the fruits of your righteousness;) being enriched
in every thing to all bountifulness, which causeth through
us thanksgiving to God.
For the administration of this service not only supplieth
the want of the saints, but is abundant also by many
thanksgivings unto God; whiles by the experiment of this
ministration they glorify God for your professed subjection
unto the gospel of Christ, and for your liberal distribution
unto them, and unto all men; and by their prayer for you,
which long after you for the exceeding grace of God in you.
Thanks be unto God for his unspeakable gift.
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