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A friend just gave me a report containing statistics
indicating that last year 4,153,237 people got married.
Now, I'm not trying to start any trouble, but I can't help
wondering... shouldn't that be an even number?
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How about your life... is it even? Even with God? You see,
our lives, in order to be even (which is to say, in their
proper place) with God must actually be balanced all
towards God and none towards self.
Our self reaches its fullest potential when it is at its
inner-core weakest.
"My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made
perfect in weakness." Therefore I will boast all the more
gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest
on me. That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in
weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in
difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong.
-II Corinthians 12:9-10
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