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A friend just gave me a report containing statistics indicating that last year 4,153,237 people got married.

Now, I'm not trying to start any trouble, but I can't help wondering... shouldn't that be an even number? **********************************************************

How about your life... is it even? Even with God? You see, our lives, in order to be even (which is to say, in their proper place) with God must actually be balanced all towards God and none towards self.

Our self reaches its fullest potential when it is at its inner-core weakest.

"My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness." Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me. That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong. -II Corinthians 12:9-10


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