HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
My son recently approached me with a big smile on his face.
"I know what the word 'Bible' means!" he said.
I smiled. "What do you mean, you 'know what the
word Bible means'?"
"I mean I figured out what the word stands for!" he said.
"Okay son, what does the word 'Bible' stand for?"
"That's easy, Daddy," he said, "It stands for 'Basic
Information Before Leaving Earth'."
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Where, O death, is your victory? Where, O death, is your
sting? The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is
the law. But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory
through our Lord Jesus Christ.
Therefore, my dear brothers, stand firm. Let nothing move
you. Always give yourselves fully to the work of the Lord,
because you know that your labor in the Lord is not
in vain. -1 Corinthians 15:55
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