My son recently approached me with a big smile on his face.

"I know what the word 'Bible' means!" he said.

I smiled. "What do you mean, you 'know what the word Bible means'?"

"I mean I figured out what the word stands for!" he said.

"Okay son, what does the word 'Bible' stand for?"

"That's easy, Daddy," he said, "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth'." **********************************************************

Where, O death, is your victory? Where, O death, is your sting? The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.

Therefore, my dear brothers, stand firm. Let nothing move you. Always give yourselves fully to the work of the Lord, because you know that your labor in the Lord is not in vain. -1 Corinthians 15:55

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