Have you heard about the lawyer on his deathbed?

He called for his wife, and after she arrived he told her to run and get her Bible as soon as possible. So she ran and got her Bible, preparing to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.

He snatched it from her as soon as she got back though, and began to rapidly thumb through the pages, quickly scanning them as they leafed passed.

His wife was curious about his behavior and asked him, "What are you doing, honey?"

He simply replied, "I'm looking for loopholes!" **********************************************************

Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." -John14:6

And inasmuch as it is appointed for men to die once and after this comes judgment, so Christ also, having been offered once to bear the sins of many, will appear a second time for salvation without reference to sin, to those who eagerly await Him. -Heb 9:27

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