HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES


One night a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she had heard a noise in her back yard, but when she went to investigate she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.

An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a couple hours later with a swelling black eye.

"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.

"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."


Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding. For the merchandise of it is better than the merchandise of silver, and the gain thereof than fine gold.

She is more precious than rubies: and all the things thou canst desire are not to be compared unto her. Length of days is in her right hand; and in her left hand riches and honour.

Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace. She is a tree of life to them that lay hold upon her: and happy is every one that retaineth her.

The LORD by wisdom hath founded the earth; by understanding hath he established the heavens. By his knowledge the depths are broken up, and the clouds drop down the dew.

My son, let not them depart from thine eyes: keep sound wisdom and discretion: So shall they be life unto thy soul, and grace to thy neck.

Then shalt thou walk in thy way safely, and thy foot shall not stumble. -Proverbs 3:13


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