HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
One night a lady stumbled into the police station with a
black eye. She claimed she had heard a noise in her back
yard, but when she went to investigate she was hit in the
eye and knocked out cold.
An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he
returned a couple hours later with a swelling black eye.
"Did you get hit by the same person?" his captain asked.
"No," he replied. "I stepped on the same rake."
Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that
getteth understanding. For the merchandise of it is better
than the merchandise of silver, and the gain thereof than
fine gold.
She is more precious than rubies: and all the things thou
canst desire are not to be compared unto her. Length of days
is in her right hand; and in her left hand riches and honour.
Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are
peace. She is a tree of life to them that lay hold upon her:
and happy is every one that retaineth her.
The LORD by wisdom hath founded the earth; by understanding
hath he established the heavens. By his knowledge the depths
are broken up, and the clouds drop down the dew.
My son, let not them depart from thine eyes: keep sound
wisdom and discretion: So shall they be life unto thy soul,
and grace to thy neck.
Then shalt thou walk in thy way safely, and thy foot shall
not stumble. -Proverbs 3:13
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