HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Two friends rented a boat and went fishing in a lake. The
first day, they caught 30 fish. As they were preparing to go
into shore, one man said to the other, "Let's mark this spot
so we can come here again tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the
same guy said, "Did you mark that spot?"
His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of
the boat."
The first one said, "That was dumb! What if we don't get the same boat today?"
Who are you relying on to provide guidance for your life?
Check out what Jesus had to say in John 16...
Nevertheless I tell you the truth; It is expedient for you
that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not
come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you.
And when he is come, he will reprove the world of sin, and
of righteousness, and of judgment: of sin, because they
believe not on me; of righteousness, because I go to my
Father, and ye see me no more; of judgment, because the
prince of this world is judged.
I have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear
them now. Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he
will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of
himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak:
and he will shew you things to come. -John 16:7
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