HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
I recently had a near death experience that has changed me
forever. It happened the other day when I went horseback
riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started
bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang
on, but was quickly thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got
caught in the stirrup as I was being thrown off. Because
this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head
continued to bounce harder and harder, because my foot was
still caught in the stirrup, and the horse did not stop or
even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing
consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged
the horse ride. **********************************************************
Go to now, ye that say, To day or to morrow we will go into
such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell,
and get gain: whereas ye know not what shall be on the
morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that
appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.
For that ye ought to say, If the Lord will, we shall live,
and do this, or that. -James 4:13
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