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I recently had a near death experience that has changed me forever. It happened the other day when I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was quickly thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught in the stirrup as I was being thrown off. Because this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder and harder, because my foot was still caught in the stirrup, and the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse ride. **********************************************************

Go to now, ye that say, To day or to morrow we will go into such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell, and get gain: whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.

For that ye ought to say, If the Lord will, we shall live, and do this, or that. -James 4:13


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