HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESSeeing her 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of Britney Spears, Lori commented, "She certainly is pretty. Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," Lori's son mumbled, embarrassed at being discovered. "I'm just reading about her." Lori came closer and peered at the screen. "Oh, really?" she
said. "So when did you learn to read Spanish?  I made a covenant with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a maid? For what portion of God is there from above? and what inheritance of the Almighty from on high? Is not destruction to the wicked? And a strange punishment to the workers of iniquity? Doth not he see my ways, and count all my steps? If I have walked with vanity, or if my foot hath hasted to deceit; let me be weighed in an even balance, that God may know mine integrity. -Job 31:1 My son, attend to my words; incline thine ear unto my sayings. Let them not depart from thine eyes; keep them in the midst of thine heart. For they are life unto those that find them, and health to all their flesh. Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life. Put away from thee a froward mouth, and perverse lips put
far from thee. Let thine eyes look right on, and let thine
eyelids look straight before thee. Ponder the path of thy
feet, and let all thy ways be established. Turn not to the
right hand nor to the left: remove thy foot from evil.
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