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Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house,
crying as though her heart would break.
"What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor.
"My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed.
"How did he break it, Emily?"
"I hit him over the head with it."
Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of
another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous: Not
rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but
contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called,
that ye should inherit a blessing.
For he that will love life, and see good days, let him
refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak
no guile: Let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek
peace, and ensue it.
For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his
ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord
is against them that do evil. And who is he that will harm
you, if ye be followers of that which is good?
But and if ye suffer for righteousness' sake, happy are ye:
and be not afraid of their terror, neither be troubled; But
sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to
give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the
hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good
conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of
evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good
conversation in Christ.
For it is better, if the will of God be so, that ye suffer
for well doing, than for evil doing. For Christ also hath
once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he
might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but
quickened by the Spirit. -I Peter 3:8
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