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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESA woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale. Spotting her friend, she sparked a conversation. "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at your yard sale." "I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied with a smile. "Normally, yes," the woman replied. "But he just broke his
leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to
have it set."  Are you a loyal yard sale shopper? Does your loyalty to following and proclaiming Jesus Christ exceed and engulf your loyalty to all other earthly matters? And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is
given unto me in heaven and in earth. Go ye therefore, and
teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father,
and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: teaching them to
observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo,
I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
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