HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her five and six year olds. After explaining the
commandment to "honor" their father and mother," the Sunday
school teacher asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches
us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall
not kill."
He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is
in darkness even until now. He that loveth his brother
abideth in the light, and there is none occasion of
stumbling in him.
But he that hateth his brother is in darkness, and walketh
in darkness, and knoweth not whither he goeth, because that
darkness hath blinded his eyes. I write unto you, little
children, because your sins are forgiven you for his name's
sake.
I write unto you, fathers, because ye have known him that is
from the beginning. I write unto you, young men, because ye
have overcome the wicked one. I write unto you, little
children, because ye have known the Father.
I have written unto you, fathers, because ye have known him
that is from the beginning. I have written unto you, young
men, because ye are strong, and the word of God abideth in
you, and ye have overcome the wicked one.
Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world.
If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in
him. For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh,
and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of
the Father, but is of the world.
And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he
that doeth the will of God abideth for ever. -1 John 2:9
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