Benny and Mark were eating lunch during their break hour at work, and were talking about how much their wives thought of them.

"My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's great!" said Mark.

Not to be out done, Benny said, "That's nothing. My wife worships me."

"She worships you? C'mon, what makes you say that?" Mark asked, confused.

"Easy. Every night she places a burnt offering before me."

In your relationship with your wife, do your actions reveal your focus to be on what you can do for her, or on what she can do for you?

Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; that he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, that he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.

So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church: for we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones. -Ephesians 5:25

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