HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The
straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off
on the left.
The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that
direction. The ball went over the fence and bounced off the
bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving
bus and was knocked back on to the fairway.
As they all stood in amazement, one man asked him, "How on
earth did you do that?"
He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the
bus schedule."
Do you know God's plan for Heaven's schedule?
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the
kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor
idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of
themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor
drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit
the kingdom of God.
And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are
sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord
Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God. -I Corinthians 6:9
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