HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

Right at the beginning of her long distance bus trip the lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she'd pipe up, "Have we reached Big Sandy, TX, yet, sonny?"

"No, lady, not yet. I'll let you know," he replied, time after time.

The hours passed, the lady kept asking for Big Sandy, and finally the little town came into view. Sighing with relief, the driver slammed on the brakes, pulled over and called out, "This is where you get out, lady."

"Is this Big Sandy?"

"YES!" the driver bellowed. "Get out!"

"Oh, I'm going all the way to LA, sonny," she explained sweetly. "It's just that my daughter told me that when we got this far, I should take my blood pressure pill."