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Awhile back my wife and kids all came down with the flu. I took the kids to the pediatrician's office, and as soon as I returned, focused my attention on my wife.

After preparing some chicken soup for her, I called her doctor's office and relayed the situation to her. I was quite disappointed when she told me the office was going to be closed for two days, but that my wife could have an appointment in 3 days.

"Three days... the doctor can't see her for three days? My wife could be dead by then!" I said, quite bewildered.

Calmly the voice at the other end of the line replied, "If so, would you please call to cancel the appointment?" **********************************************************

God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea, although its waters roar and foam and the mountains quake with their surging... Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth. -Psalm 46:1


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