HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering, and his
hostess naturally broached the subject in which he was most
at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you
detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears
completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple
question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he
hesitates, that puts you on the track."
"What sort of question?"
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips
around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"
The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh,
"You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I
must confess I don't know much about history."
God's recipe for overcoming simplemindedness:
The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: the
testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple.
The statutes of the LORD are right, rejoicing the heart: the
commandment of the LORD is pure, enlightening the eyes. The
fear of the LORD is clean, enduring for ever: the judgments
of the LORD are true and righteous altogether.
More to be desired are they than gold, yea, than much fine
gold: sweeter also than honey and the honeycomb. Moreover by
them is thy servant warned: and in keeping of them there is
great reward. -Psalm 19:7
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