HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A fifteen-year-old son, bounding into the house full of
energy after school, found his mom in sick and in bed. "Mom,
are you really sick?" he asked, very concerned.
"Yes, son. I don't feel very well," his mother replied.
"Well mom, don't you worry a bit about getting dinner
ready," the son cheerfully said. "I'll be happy to carry you
down to the stove."
For, brethren, ye have been called unto liberty; only use
not liberty for an occasion to the flesh, but by love serve
one another. For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even
in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be
not consumed one of another. This I say then, Walk in the
Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. For
the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against
the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so
that ye cannot do the things that ye would. -Galations 5:13
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