HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if
he had a pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use
for its house. He took the box back home, found a good
location for the box, and decided he would start off by
taking his new pet to a restaurant to have a meal.
"Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a bite to
eat?" he asked the centipede in the box. But there was no
answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and
then asked him again, "How about going out and having a
snack with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
situation. He decided to ask him one more time--this time
putting his face up against the centipede's house and
shouting, he said, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go get
some food with me?
A tiny little voice came squeezing out of the box in reply,
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
Better is the end of a thing than the beginning thereof: and
the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit. Be
not hasty in thy spirit to be angry: for anger resteth in
the bosom of fools. -Ecclesiastes 7:8 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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