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My wife and I were browsing in a crafts store recently when I noticed a display of country-style musical instruments. After looking over the flutes, dulcimers and recorders, I picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument I took to be a mouth harp.

I put it to my lips and (much to the amusement of other shoppers) twanged a few notes on it.

After watching from a distance, my wife came up and whispered in my ear, "I hate to tell you this honey, but you're trying to play a cheese slicer."


Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all ye lands. Serve the LORD with gladness: come before his presence with singing.

Know ye that the LORD he is God: it is he that hath made us, and not we ourselves; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture. Enter into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise: be thankful unto him, and bless his name.

For the LORD is good; his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations. -Psalms 100


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