HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his
chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens
being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go
where they wanted.
The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his
flower beds, and he had tried everything. Two weeks later,
on a visit a friend noticed his flower beds were doing great.
The flowers were beginning to bloom.
So, the friend asked, "How did you make your neighbor keep
his hens in his own yard?"
"One night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower
bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them.
I wasn't bothered after that."
Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of
another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous: Not
rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but
contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called,
that ye should inherit a blessing.
For he that will love life, and see good days, let him
refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak
no guile: Let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek
peace, and ensue it.
For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his
ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord
is against them that do evil. -I Peter 3:8
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