HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Grandma had just arrived at her daughter's house for
Christmas. The little grandson rushed out to greet his
grandmother with a big hug.
"I'm so happy to see you grandma!" he said. "Now maybe daddy
will do the trick he has been promising us."
Grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?"
"I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if
you came to visit us again."
Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea,
all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with
humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to
the humble.
Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God,
that he may exalt you in due time: casting all your care
upon him; for he careth for you.
Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as
a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same
afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in
the world.
But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his
eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered
a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you.
To him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. -I Peter 5:5
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