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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESGrandma had just arrived at her daughter's house for Christmas. The little grandson rushed out to greet his grandmother with a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you grandma!" he said. "Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." Grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if
you came to visit us again."  Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble. Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time: casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you. Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world. But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his
eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered
a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you.
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