Taking a seat in the classroom, Maxine (a freshman in college), braced herself for her last final examination of the year, which consisted only of Yes and No answers.

It was one class that Maxine had not adequately studied for, and now that she was staring at the questionnaire sheet she was beginning to feel quite overwhelmed with defeat. Then, in an instant moment of inspiration, she took a quarter out of her purse and began marking the answer sheet "Yes" for coin tosses resulting in heads and "No" for tails.

Within 30 minutes she was completely through the test, and sat back to relax while the rest of the class kept sweating out their answers. However, during the last few minutes of the exam period, Maxine began to frantically flip the coin again.

The instructor, concerned about Maxine's irregular behavior, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.

"Oh yes, I'm fine." Maxine said. "I finished the exam a half hour ago, but I'm going back thru it to check my answers!"

If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed.

For let not that man think that he shall receive any thing of the Lord. A double minded man is unstable in all his ways. -James 1:5

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