HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A company I used to work for had an employee suggestion
competition, and the entire staff was asked to submit
entries that would save money for the firm.
The winner was a man who suggested the company save paper
by posting corporate memos on bulletin boards, instead of
printing 200 individual copies for distribution.
A memo announcing the winner went out to 200 people.
Hear ye therefore the parable of the sower. When any one
heareth the word of the kingdom, and understandeth it not,
then cometh the wicked one, and catcheth away that which was
sown in his heart. This is he which received seed by the
way side.
But he that received the seed into stony places, the same is
he that heareth the word, and anon with joy receiveth it;
yet hath he not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for
when tribulation or persecution ariseth because of the word,
by and by he is offended.
He also that received seed among the thorns is he that
heareth the word; and the care of this world, and the
deceitfulness of riches, choke the word, and he becometh
unfruitful. But he that received seed into the good ground
is he that heareth the word, and understandeth it; which
also beareth fruit, and bringeth forth, some an hundredfold,
some sixty, some thirty. -Matthew 13:18
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