HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free
trip around the sun every year.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much
jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is
free yet? We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are
pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are
different colors... but they all exist very nicely in the same box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a
detour.
Wherein ye greatly rejoice, though now for a season, if need
be, ye are in heaviness through manifold temptations: that
the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of
gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be
found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of
Jesus Christ.
Whom having not seen, ye love; in whom, though now ye see
him not, yet believing, ye rejoice with joy unspeakable and
full of glory: receiving the end of your faith, even the
salvation of your souls. -I Peter 1:6
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