HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A father was recently watching his daughter play in the
garden. A smile appeared on his face as he reflected on the
sweet and innocent appearance little children often possess.
Suddenly, his daughter stopped playing and began to stare
intensely at the ground. Curious, he walked over to her and
noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs."
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?"
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot
and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of that
in our garden."
Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil;
cleave to that which is good. Be kindly affectioned one to
another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one
another. -Romans 12:9 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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