HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
At the school where I often volunteer the children had all recently been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at this picture
when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's
a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor,'" the
teacher said.
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."
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For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this
mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible
shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have
put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
The sting of death is sin; and the strength of sin is the
law. But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory
through our Lord Jesus Christ. Therefore, my beloved
brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in
the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour
is not in vain in the Lord. -I Corinthians 15:53
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