A group of women were talking together about Church attendance, and one said "Our congregation is sometimes down to 30 or 40 on a Sunday."

Another lady said, "That's nothing. Sometimes our congregation is down to six or seven."

Then an elderly lady (in her 70's) added, "Why it's so bad in our church on Sundays that when the minister says 'dearly beloved' it makes me blush."

And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works: not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching. -Hebrews 10:24

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