HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was
mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow
walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious
book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward, and
exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside
the cover."
Is your name written inside God's book?
And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and
the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is
the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those
things which were written in the books, according to their
works.
And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and
hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were
judged every man according to their works. And death and
hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second
death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of
life was cast into the lake of fire. -Revelation 20:12
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