HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES

An elderly friend of mine was recently hospitalized for heart trouble.

"I'm so worried," my friend said as his nurse plumped up the pillows. "Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of malaria."

"Relax," the nurse said smiling. "This is a first-rate hospital. When we treat someone for heart trouble, they die of heart trouble." **********************************************************

Did you know the children of God are entrusted to His wonderful care?

The LORD is gracious, and full of compassion; slow to anger, and of great mercy. The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works. All thy works shall praise thee, O LORD; and thy saints shall bless thee. They shall speak of the glory of thy kingdom, and talk of thy power. Psalms 145:8