HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
An elderly friend of mine was recently hospitalized for
heart trouble.
"I'm so worried," my friend said as his nurse plumped up the
pillows. "Last week, I read about a man who was in the
hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of malaria."
"Relax," the nurse said smiling. "This is a first-rate
hospital. When we treat someone for heart trouble, they die
of heart trouble."
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Did you know the children of God are entrusted to His
wonderful care?
The LORD is gracious, and full of compassion; slow to anger,
and of great mercy. The LORD is good to all: and his tender
mercies are over all his works. All thy works shall praise
thee, O LORD; and thy saints shall bless thee. They shall
speak of the glory of thy kingdom, and talk of
thy power. Psalms 145:8
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