HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Bobby's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher
called on Bobby to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Bobby stood, thought, and then said, "Teacher, everybody
thinks you are beautiful."
"Why thank you, Bobby," the teacher said, blushing. "But
what is the direct object?"
"A good report card next month," he replied.
Help, LORD; for the godly man ceaseth; for the faithful fail
from among the children of men. They speak vanity every one
with his neighbour: with flattering lips and with a double
heart do they speak.
The LORD shall cut off all flattering lips, and the tongue
that speaketh proud things: who have said, With our tongue
will we prevail; our lips are our own: who is lord over us?
For the oppression of the poor, for the sighing of the needy,
now will I arise, saith the LORD; I will set him in safety
from him that puffeth at him. The words of the LORD are pure
words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven
times.
Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from
this generation for ever. The wicked walk on every side,
when the vilest men are exalted.
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