HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Have you ever wondered why dogs can't use computers? I did,
but no longer! This is the list that dispelled the wonder...
#8. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
#7. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are
out of the question.
#6. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
#5. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
#4. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
#3. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail".
#2. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
#1. He can't stick his head out of Windows.
God has a purpose for all of his creation. Do you know where
you fit in?
Be not thou therefore ashamed of the testimony of our Lord,
nor of me his prisoner: but be thou partaker of the
afflictions of the gospel according to the power of God.
Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not
according to our works, but according to his own purpose
and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the
world began, but is now made manifest by the appearing of
our Saviour Jesus Christ, who hath abolished death, and hath
brought life and immortality to light through the gospel.
-2 Timothy 1:7
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