HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
The shopper walked into a convenience store in search of
notebooks. Seeing a manager standing nearby, she approached
him and asked, "Do you have any small notebooks?"
"Sorry," replied the manager, "We're all out."
The shopper asked, "Well, do you have any mechanical
pencils?"
"Nope, don't have those either," replied the manager.
Feeling despair rising, the shopper decided to buy a snack
for comfort. "Do you have any Doritos or Nachos?"
The manager sadly shook his head no.
"Humph. How about Chap stick?" asked the shopper.
"Unfortunately, we don't have that either."
"Well" the shopper replied, "If you don't have anything,
why don't you close the store?"
Painfully, the manager replied, "I Can't. We don't have the
key."
Are you ready to help people in need around you?
But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready
always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a
reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear.
-1 Peter 3:15
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