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HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESIn some college dorms one of the favorite intramural sports is water fights: dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since, in some colleges, each room has a sink, there is endless ammunition. The most frequent target is often the Resident Assistant. Approaching his room one afternoon, the Resident Assistant of a particular college noticed his door was ajar. Looking up, he saw a pail of water balanced on the door's edge, ready to fall on him. As he took down the pail and emptied it into his sink, he thought to himself, "Those crazy guys actually thought they could fool me with that old gag!" It was then he realized, as water began seeping through his
shoes and pants legs, that "those crazy guys" had redirected
the drainpipe beneath the sink.  Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work, to speak evil of no man, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men. For we ourselves also were sometimes foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving divers lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful, and hating one another. But after that the kindness and love of God our Saviour toward man appeared, not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost. Which he shed on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Saviour; that being justified by his grace, we should be made heirs according to the hope of eternal life. This is a faithful saying, and these things I will that thou
affirm constantly, that they which have believed in God
might be careful to maintain good works. These things are
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