HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
A member of a church choir arrived every Sunday morning with
her seven children in tow, all a bit rumpled but
nevertheless on time.
Scarcely able to get her one child ready, Liz asked her how
she managed her brood so efficiently,
"Easy," she replied with a smile. "I dress them the night
before!"
Are you prepared for Christ?
For as in the days that were before the flood they were
eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until
the day that Noe entered into the ark, and knew not until the
flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming
of the Son of man be.
Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and
the other left. Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the
one shall be taken, and the other left.
Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth
come. But know this, that if the goodman of the house had
known in what watch the thief would come, he would have
watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken
up. Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye
think not the Son of man cometh. -Matthew 24:38
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