HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
As Herman was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going
the wrong way on the interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," Herman replied.
"It's hundreds of them!"
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and
broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many
there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate,
and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few
there be that find it. -Matthew 7:13 Previous Joke | Back to the Archives | Next Joke Subscribe here to receive Clean Joke of the Day in your email automatically!
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