HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES


As Herman was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," Herman replied.

"It's hundreds of them!"


Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. -Matthew 7:13


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