HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
While traveling recently, a friend went into a convenience
store to prepay for gasoline and returned with two plastic
bottles of soda, which he handed to his wife. As he filled
the tank, his wife opened a bottle. To her dismay it fizzed
and foamed all over her lap.
Several miles down the road, my friend asked for his soda.
Handing it to him, his wife warned, "Be careful. These are
really over-carbonated." But when he opened his bottle, it
barely hissed. Eyes on the road, he nonchalantly said, "You
must have gotten the one I dropped."
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Do you love those around you more than yourself? Enough to
take the "dropped" soda for yourself?
Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and
every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God. He
that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love. In this was
manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent
his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live
through him. -I John 4:7
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