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While traveling recently, a friend went into a convenience store to prepay for gasoline and returned with two plastic bottles of soda, which he handed to his wife. As he filled the tank, his wife opened a bottle. To her dismay it fizzed and foamed all over her lap.

Several miles down the road, my friend asked for his soda. Handing it to him, his wife warned, "Be careful. These are really over-carbonated." But when he opened his bottle, it barely hissed. Eyes on the road, he nonchalantly said, "You must have gotten the one I dropped." **********************************************************

Do you love those around you more than yourself? Enough to take the "dropped" soda for yourself?

Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God. He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love. In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him. -I John 4:7


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