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My sister was recently working in the kitchen whenshe heard her 6-year old son call for her.

"Mummy, Mummy!" he called. "Do you know that beautiful vase in the dining room that's been handed down from generation to generation?"

"Yes", she said. "What about it?"

"Well, the last generation just dropped it."


The history of mankind provides many lessons about the faults of our past generations. I'm grateful God is the same today as He will be tomorrow, and as He was yesterday! He's a rock to depend upon regardless of the human error about to be introduced into the history of today.

His dominion is an eternal dominion; His kingdom endures from generation to generation. All the peoples of the earth are regarded as nothing. He does as He pleases with the powers of heaven and the peoples of the earth. No one can hold back His hand or say to Him: "What have you done?"

Now I Nebuchadnezzar, praise and exalt and glorify the King of heaven, because everything He does is right and all His ways are just. And those who walk in pride He is able to humble. -Daniel 4:34-37


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