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My pastor and his wife were recently invited over to dinner at the house of a member of their congregation. When they arrived, dinner preparations were almost finished, and the member's young son was just finishing his task of setting the table.

When they sat down to eat, the young boy's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give the pastor a knife and fork dear?"

"I didn't think I needed to," the little boy replied "I heard Daddy say he eats like a horse." ************************************************************

But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, He shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you. Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid. -John 14:26


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