HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVESLOCAL MAN WINS 'EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD' FOR 23RD STRAIGHT MONTH John Doe, a self-employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of the Month Award' for a record 23 months in a row. Said Doe, "I began the award program nearly two years ago when my psychologist and business coach suggested that I needed to create a company plan for maintaining employee moral and building self-esteem." Doe, who works alone from his home office, has received 100%
of the votes for the 'Employee of the Month Award' since its
inception. "It feels really good every time I win the award,"
said Doe. "I am always surprised and flattered when the
winner is announced. But the best part is that I get to use
the special parking spot set aside for the winner. It is
right next to the house. You can't imagine what a benefit
that has been!"  Thus saith the LORD, Let not the wise man glory in his wisdom, neither let the mighty man glory in his might, let not the rich man glory in his riches: but let him that glorieth glory in this, that he understandeth and knoweth me, that I am the LORD which exercise lovingkindness, judgment, and righteousness, in the earth: for in these things I delight, saith the LORD. -Jeremiah 9:23 in your email automatically! ********************************************************** |