HILARIOUS JOKES AND HUMOR ARCHIVES
Here's some employment one-liners for you today. Enjoy!
"We are going to continue to have meetings, everyday, until
I find out why no work is getting done."
"The beatings will continue until morale improves.
"We passed over a lot of good people to get
the ones we hired."
"I see you've had no computer training. Although that
qualifies you for upper management, it means you're
under-qualified for our entry level positions." "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't
start interviewing candidates for that position until the
Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes."
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Teach servants to be subject to their masters in everything,
to try to please them, not to talk back to them, and not to
steal from them, but to show that they can be fully trusted,
so that in every way they will make the teaching about God
our Savior attractive. For the grace of God that brings
salvation has appeared to all men. -Titus 2:9
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